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So I walk into a bar looking for a
.
I stroll up to the first

I see and give her my best line: “Wanna go Halfsies on a bastard?” I get

SLAPPED HARD!!!!
Never to be discouraged, I found a

and started getting on my freak on

But she was a

And told me to:

I decided to get
And showed her all my best moves:

It worked! I wish I could tell you she looked like this:

But truth be told, she much more closely resembled